poo hammock

When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.

I dont want my boyfriend to hear me pooing. Why dont you create a poo hammock to catch it.

by Zer0cha0s January 19, 2017

mohamad hamoud

Mohamad Hamoud is a hairy, big nose poofta that lacks iron and is contaminated with loser fever. He has a small penis with balls bigger then he can handle and a head that's too big for his brain. Thank you and goodnight!

Ew look at that guy, he looks like Mohamad Hamoud!

by Kara123456789 March 22, 2017

mohamad hamoud

Mohamad Hamoud is a hairy, big nose poofta and is contaminated with loser fever. He has a small penis and balls that are too big for him to handle and a head too big for his brain! Thank you and goodnight!

Who is that, he looks like Mohamad Hamoud.

by Kara123456789 March 22, 2017

dusty hammock

When you haven't had sex for a really long time.

I've nae had a ride in 10 months, I've got a well dusty hammock.

by Tiffany Diamond April 6, 2017

Bean hammock

A racist term that is suggestive towards people of Latino descent

God, look at those bean hammocks over there. Too bad Trump is sending them back to their taco shacks:

by Bigdaddychease May 31, 2017

maddison hammond

One who always makes you laugh because of there one of a kind laugh.
Also find there nicknames being the Chang

Person 1 -Oi that's maddison Hammond

Person 2- oh chang

by Linskychang February 11, 2018

Sloppy hammock

When the lady has extra meat hanging out, that is referred as a sloppy hammock

When Mike is kneeling comfortably behind Susan, he decided to go for the reach around to test length of her sloppy hammock

by Gmoose82 May 28, 2018