clothes hanger

The Clothes Hanger is the act of waking up from a long, usually drunken filled, night bare ass naked. On your trip to the bathroom, or wherever else in the house, you drape your boxers over your morning wood, using it as a clothes hanger. It is an excellent way to show your room mates that you got drunk and got some the night before.

Man 1: "So there I was sittin on the couch, and Ricky walks in and gives me a clothes hanger!"

Man 2: "Nice! That dude's such a character!"

by BreezeZilla August 26, 2007

cock hanger

When your dick tilts to the left or the right so you cant pee straight

I pissed all over the bathrooom yester cause i had a bad cock hanger!

by Word Master123 August 26, 2006

Wet Handed

When a man is caught starring at a girls Boobs or ass. Almost reaching a point of wetting himself. Also considered "red Handed" just sexual.

Rick- Hey Joe What the hell are you doing?
Joe- what?...huh?...oh i was fazing out
Rick- You're looking at that blonds ass huh?
Joe- uh...no
Rick- Ahhh your caught wet handed

by Chance Mills February 7, 2009

coat-hangered

To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.

"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."

by chickitty May 27, 2004

Hanger 18

Pulling ones flaccid penis through the fly of their jeans, and walking around in a casual manner. This is usually done in bars or clubs, due to the low light. The purpose is yet to be determined, as most users of the Hanger 18 are drunk and have no real motive.

All the girls by the bar were disgusted to see that he was pulling a hanger 18.

by TheCManBaby!!! September 25, 2010

squirrel handed

when one has a squirrel instead of a left hand
(see Kid's book-SBemail- Homestarrunner)

Gregor is a weird name

by *tweak* September 19, 2003

wet-handed

To be seen by another while(somewhat)naked and wet, as in
when you have to answer the door in a towel or less when
just coming out of the shower, or fresh from the throws
of particularly sultry passion.

"Dude, give me a minute to throw my gear on; you kind of
caught me wet-handed"

by goodcop8 August 5, 2007