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Cum Hammer

If you dont know what a dick is by now, you're in a lot of trouble.
I have a Cum Hammer.

I use my cum hammer to nail broads to matressess.

I alos have a Cum Hammer.
by Derek Todd August 16, 2009
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MC Hammer

Good vibes Hip Hop that everyone enjoyed during the late eighties / early nineties. Fell off with the influx of gangsta rappers in the early-mid nineties. Tried to sport some new school (for early-mid nineties), but shit wasn't happenin'. Personally, I wonder if some of his fallin' off was because some heads were jealous. Finally made a decent comeback with some religious shit. Apparently, he now lives a humble, less glamorous, and more ordinary lifestyle.
MC Hammer was hot in sports scenes. He became noticed rappin' outside Oakland Colliseum. His hits were definitely amongst the orginal "Jock Jams."

His music was obviously hot on dance floors, and is still played at many cheesy white people weddings. Well, ok, he was awesome. Awesome!
by Great White Boy December 9, 2008
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ass hammer

1) A porn industry slang.
2) Referes to the penis as an impliment for penetrating the anus and denotes a forceful, sexually charged atmosphere in which this penetration will occur.
3) As a part of the english vernacular it usually denotes the act of anal sex between 2 people. This term is not specific to any particular sexual orientation but rater generic.

4) A vulgar reference to the act of anal sex due to the implicit "violence" of the term and it's reference to a hammer.
I fucked I lot of hot young bitches back then...They called me Dave "The Ass Hammer" Smith back in college.

The girls all called him the "ass hammer" cause he loved anal sex so much

The gimp was a silly bitch who always begged for the ass hammer

"I like to think of it as ass play but Bill gets freaky whenever I mention going in the back door and then the ass hammer comes out"

Hammer my ass! like the bitch that I am.
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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Shit Hammer

Let's face it ... Sometimes a plunger simply will not do the job. That's when you call on the Shit Hammer.
Damn, Junior. You need to eat some roughage. I've been plunging this toilet for an hour. Now, I'm gonnna have to go rent a shit hammer!!
by Larry Sanders August 26, 2006
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beef hammer

Yeah then I just smacked her in the face with my beef hammer!
by Pundle December 7, 2006
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cat hammer

A dirty stinky filthy whore that copulates with middle aged men. One who engages in sexual activity compulsively and without any satisfaction. Sex is her black tar heroin.
That chick is total cat hammer, I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 dudes shes fucked.
by AabbaZabba December 12, 2008
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drop the hammer

north jersey guido: they really dropped the hammer last night at that show.
jersey slut: fuckin-a right, and it rocked!
by octo January 26, 2004
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