chubby greek

A small, rather fat and often misshapen penis that is utterly useless in pleasuring a woman whether hard or flaccid. It may be extremely hairy and accompanied by frumunda cheese. The term originated because most Greek men possess this quality. Similar to a chode but quite the opposite of a chud.

Mrs spekovos: " Oh why did I marry a Greek man? I can't even look at his chubby greek without gagging".
Mrs. Chang: "Does it stink"?
Mrs. Spekovos: "Yes, terribly".

by Ol pappy November 15, 2017

Greek Crucifixion

A Greek Crucifixion is when a man, typically gay, takes on four or more other guys at once.

The term name comes from the Greeks, as known for being gay, and Crucifixion, because he has dicks in every possible part of his body, simulating the nails and crown of thorns used on Christ.

Dude Randy got a Greek Crucifixion from those 5 gay tweakers next door last night. Now he has AIDS!

by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020

Greek Head

1. A person who is overly obsessed with Greek Mythology.
2. A person who is overly obsessed with being in a fraternity or sorority.
3. Getting a blowjob by a Greek person.

"Dave! I know Percy Jackson is a good movie but stop being such a Greek Head!"

by nktrotty July 12, 2017

greek iro

Iro is an ancient Greek name. she's a wonderful person and really trustworthy. She's gorgeous and will always make you feel better. She makes you laugh and will never let you down. She's kind and really caring!

greek iro and i went to the movies she bought me popcorn even though it was all the money she had for the week-end. She' s amazing!

by coco12345 October 3, 2017

Greek tourist

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)

Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!

by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020

GREEK TRAP

A piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be called music. But is quite easy to perform because it doesn't require skills , just loud noises and flex. MORE simply another definition of cancer

1: Man ,why do you get 0 BITCHES

2: I actually don't know

1: Wait a minute ,what is your favorite type of music ?
2: GREEK TRAP
1: Everything makes sense now

by smalldicklover September 10, 2023

Greek

The language that you can start texting someone in just to surprise someone.
The person will probably using Google Translate or any other Greek to English translator.

One day in April 2018, I had gotten my speech therapist's phone number on my phone by giving him my phone number and then he sent me 2 photos of my pimples. At night time on a different day in April 2018, I have sent him a text message in Greek. He then sent me his own reply in Greek. We kept texting each other. Later we went to sleep. The next day, he was like: "What is this?" I replied "I wrote" He replied that he did not know it was me.

by Twight0931 August 9, 2018