Definitions by Ferd

OAP 

Old Age Pensioner, Someone regularly seen using a 'zimmer frame' and carrying a colostomy bag. Possibly has an problem with an overactive thyroid gland.

Person 1: My Gran is going down the post office to get her pension
Person 2: Becuase shes an OAP.. Duh!! Fassyhole ._.

OAP by Ferd January 3, 2005

grafting 

To work hard or to make something out of nothing.

Dave: ''Christ, Jim works hard doesn't he?!''
Shamus: ''Yeah hes a real grafter.''

grafting by Ferd December 30, 2004

Zorba the Greek 

Cockney rhyming slang : Zorba the Greek - Leak (Urination)

I'm going for a zorba the greek.

Zorba the Greek by Ferd December 30, 2004

battle cruiser 

Cockney rhyming slang : Battle Cruiser - Boozer (Pub)

Lets go down the battle cruiser for a pint

battle cruiser by Ferd December 30, 2004

friendly bobbin 

when someone tries to be friends with everybody even someone they are beefing with

He want to friendly bob since his boys not around

friendly bobbin by Ferd December 11, 2003

slap 

loud music in cars

Man that car got that slap

slap by Ferd December 11, 2003

nickels 

ugly, not attractive at all, or worthless

Man that girl nickels.

nickels by Ferd December 11, 2003