Man-grape 

(noun) - a testicle.

Dude, your man-grape hopped out of your briefs when you sneezed!

Dude, I think I just touched your man-grape.

Man-grape by GoatBagger February 14, 2012

Rusty Grape 

The act of shoving a testicle in your partners anal cavity

I want to shove my nut i n your butt let me give you a rusty grape

Rusty Grape by 1212332 September 3, 2015

Chocolate Grape Stomping 

To bend some poor unsuspecting douchebag over and lube up his or her ass then proceed to lube up your feet all the way the way up to your knees. Slowly insert one foot at a time in said douchebags cornhole. When both feet are snugly inserted start mashing and stomping away at the chocolate grapes.

Dude, just because the coach likes to get a good chocolate grape stomping, it doesn't mean I should be the one to do it.

Chocolate Grape Stomping by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006

Peel Me a Grape 

Sarcastic retort to trivial information. infers a lack of care about any given subject or idea.

Hayley says "Jake, you don't come to school and still pass anyways" Jake Says "peel me a grape"

Peel Me a Grape by Mysteryinformant September 14, 2012

Dingle Grape 

an abnormally large dingle berry

Dave George was crying because he couldn't get his Dingle Grape off of his ass.

Dingle Grape by Fraatz March 21, 2007

They did surgery on a grape 

They did surgery on a grape

Rob: Did you hear about the school shooting in Alabama?
Chad: They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape by Basc69 November 27, 2018

goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

goober grape by Mikey T February 5, 2005