Goat Sex 

Goat sex is when you visit the farm and get it on with a goat (male or female, although the females are less aggressive). Once you ejaculate into the animal, wait 6 months to receive your goat sex hybrid. :)

'Yoooo, I just had the most amazing goat sex at Grampa's farm!'

'You're sick, man'.

Goat Sex by Poo'p Nigga August 31, 2018

Goat Roper 

Someone who dresses like a cowboy but completely lacks rancher skills and knowledge. This poser wears the hat and drives the truck but has no clue what to do with the cow.

It was clear from Paul's un-scuffed boots and spotless shirt that he was a goat roper.

Goat Roper by Plumtree Pru July 8, 2018

Goat'd 

To give a statement of fact that appears to be ludicrous or obviously incorrect, given for the purpose to elicit an outrage from the surrounding audience.

Sam: "Look, this is ridiculous, no one good in the NBA has ever worn number 23."
Will: "ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!? MICHAEL JORDAN!!!!!"
Sam: "You just got goat'd!!!"

Goat'd by Will and Sam February 18, 2009

goat knuckle 

otherwise known as the "male camel toe". large protuding bulge in ones pants because his panis is crammed in them becasue they are too tight.

mike sat down and everyone could see his goat knuckle.. his wrnagleers were too tight.

goat knuckle by Justin Roberts July 13, 2007

Goat Loader 

One that is so wasted they have lost all sense of balance, self control and manors. This person no choice but to act like a complete ass hole. Someone that gets so drunk they piss themselves before falling through your coffee table and then puke on your couch. If a male, the goat loader lives with his parents for his entire life cycle. His parents will have caught him naked with dick in hand passed out on their couch watching paperview porn and on a bad night he will have a dried up load on his shirt or worse his chin.

Jim was such a goat loader last night, not only did he fuck my fat sister but he also shit in my refrigerator.

Goat Loader by CrazzyEddie2010 December 19, 2010

goat man legend

A camper once disapeared at camp Bridgeport in 1978. He had been sneaking out of his cabin to visit a girls cabin when he disappeared. They searched for two weeks but could not find him anywhere. A few years later the camp director was staying in the cabin and he heard the boys voice. When he went out side all he found were hoof prints. Legend has it he continues to roam bridgeport camp and attemps to lure children into the woods.

The goat man legend will find you Rev. Melissa

goat man legend by The Coolest of The Cool! June 13, 2014

goat stew 

Any messy or sticky situation in which one is involved that is keeping him or her from executing their normal duties

I was gonna hang with my homies but those two hoes had me all mixed up in some goat stew

goat stew by Chefbeezy March 12, 2015