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The Garden

gahr-dn noun
1. a plot of ground, usually near a house, where flowers, shrubs, vegetables, fruits, or herbs are cultivated.
2. a move when during sexual intercourse with three people one partner sticks a hand in the girls vagina and another partner in her ass, and a high five is initiated in between.
X: Dude that was so hardcore last night.
Y: Yeah we gardened that girl so hard she's in the hospital and had to get stiches.
X: SHITTTT! I don't even think the Garden is legal in Texas.
by Jesus599 March 24, 2010
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Up Hill Gardener

Paul Freeman was shoveling shit uphill on Friday in the Duke car park.
by Sharmane Ultra November 28, 2003
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gardenscape

A landscape that contains lots of greenery, usually located in somewhere urban like an office building or an airport.
I went to the airport today and saw that they added a few gardenscapes, it really made me feel more at home.
by Ricardo Fromage January 27, 2011
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Garden

Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!
Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!
by SealingPhan April 19, 2009
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garden hose

1. when you wake up in the morning and you have a raging boner because you had a long night of drinkin' or smokin' so you haven't pissed in a while, making you're morning wood hurt even worse than usual due to the large build-up of piss in your boner, like water in a garden hose.

2. useful garden tool for watering your plants.
1. Guy at Urinal: "Dude you have a fuckin' boner"

Guy # 2: "I know, I had a long night at the pub so I passed out before I could take a leak, had a dream about Pam Anderson, and woke up with a fuckin' garden hose."

2. "Honey pass me the garden hose so I can water my tulips."
by cpkay September 16, 2010
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The Garden Fresh Special

Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.
Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.
by Don Everest April 7, 2005
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The Gardener

"Plant a seed in her dirt hole and see what grows"

After a morning fuck session following a one night stand, you big spoon her while your dick recovers for another round. While recovering, you let it slip in her ass so she doesn't realize it till its too late. At this point, she either digs it or she bolts...either way, you win.
Travis was done messing with the broad, she needed to leave or let him put it in her ass so he gave her "the gardener"
by awac March 19, 2009
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