Fucktard 

Someone who says something so stupidly wierd, wild and untrue that you just can't fathom it or why they are saying it.

When he seriously said I was "watching CSI so I could get ideas on how to kill him", I thought, "Wow, what a fucktard!"

Fucktard by potreroist June 26, 2012

Fucktard 

A person that tires to pull a retarded prank, but fucks it up.

Person 1: Dude I tried to prank my Mom but I fucked up
Person 2: You're such a fucktard

Fucktard by LennonxxJohanna June 28, 2012

Fucktard 

A douchbag, asshole, gaywad, shithead, or Ethan Lezcano.

That Ethan kid sure is a fucktard!

Fucktard by Fuckin'Squirrel99 October 12, 2012

Fucktard 

A complete retard who doesnt know what day it is or whats going on. Also says complete nonsense as if it was fact.

Dan: I live by heathrow and jet engines always fall in my garden.

Read: What the fuck are you talking about you Fucktard.

Dan: Dont know just thought i'd say something.

Fucktard by cjp1992 October 15, 2012

fucktard 

Someone who is useless, annoying and border line retarded.

Also can be used to define someone that fucks up all the time.

Jason is a fucktard.

fucktard by Doornail159 February 17, 2013

Fucktard 

A contraction of Fucking Retard.

You're sitting in my seat , Fucktard !!

Fucktard by Cabmerlot October 22, 2013

fucktard 

a dumbass of the highest order who has absolutely no brain and says dumb things constantly. Fucktards are not to be associated and are fucking retarded. one way to identify a fucktard is to ask them to tie their socks. if they have to think about this then they are defenitley fucktards. when a fucktard reaches adulthood it joins others, this is called congress.

Sam: have you seen my feet?
joe: no, but i bet you haven't. look under your fat folds you fucktard

fucktard by sodacandiet November 19, 2013