intoxicated chicken fucker

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!

"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

being fucked

When you are having sex, and your mom askes what you're doing.

I'm being fucked

by Bitch be like: wuuuuut???? May 9, 2016

mother fucker

Is a noun that can represent any person place or thing.

1. That mother fucker owes me money.
2. Your party sux. This moter fucker is boring.
3. Im hungry as a mother fucker.
4. When i hit you, that mother fucker is gonna hurt.
5. Im broke like a mother fucker.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Phesant Fucker

A person who has sexual intercource with phesants.

Dave - You been fucking phesants again ?

Clive - Yeah, i just cant help it !!!

Dave - You're such a phesant fucker, you need help man !!!

by jh1983 September 23, 2009

Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

fucker

The one who does the actual fucking.

As opposed to the fuckee, who is the one getting fucked.

Although Jim was usually the one who got fucked, today he was the fucker.

by Tag Greenburger March 11, 2004

fucker hunting

when one or a group of people goes out and looks for people fucking at night. when two fuckers are found fucking the fucker hunters get out of the car and annoy the shit out of fuckers and chase them with the fucker hunting car/truck.

brendan and paul went fucker hunting at north park last night while it was foggy and found two people fucking in their car and chased them.

by justin aka money February 8, 2007