freedom fap

The first time you masturbate after leaving a relationship.

Brian had a kickass Freedom Fap after dumping Suzy.

After Clair broke up with Tom, she had a Freedom Fap and went to town with her vibrator

by Pregnant Anne Frank November 2, 2019

Freedom's Per Second

Blasting taliban with a machine-gun

Gay Tony: Holy shit we're getting shot at by taliban
Joe Shmoe: Don't worry, I'll blast that sandnigger with my machinegun. Shit shoots 50 freedom's per second.

by JoeShmoeBFuckinYourHoe November 9, 2019

Freedom Chicken

Another word for a Bald Eagle.

Look at that big freedom chicken.

by Oak tree December 21, 2019

Freeloader

An entity of any kind that receives unauthorized benefits such as candy & inventive ideas, through methods of any kind such as deception & duress induction, then uses it for themselves and their distribution of recipients. Or put simply, one who receives without permission of the originator.

Hi, there are many rumours about you.
Most say you are not the type to invent your own stuff.
Wow, that's a nice idea, thank you.
I will adapt that idea so that i feel ethical inside.
Thanks for talking to me in your sleep.
I hope you do not remember this conversation when you wake up.

Nothing beats being a freeloader who invents something from someone else's imagination, and with no exchange of business value being consensually triggered.

by UrpgorTheAssumptuous January 20, 2020

freeloaders

the people sitting on the sidelines watching everyone else doing all the giving and taking

I wish I could get some help from those freeloaders over there but no matter what I "try" to give to them they won't budge.

by RRobyn April 6, 2020

Freedom Bias

any military aircraft, ship or ground vehicles classes related to the USA .
Mostly common in War Thunder

Bruh, im gonna research the Freedom Bias Tech Tree on WT

by SturerHellcatAT15 June 20, 2020

Freedom of speech

Will can decide whatever the fuck he wants and Charlie will do nothing about it

Will has Freedom of speech

by WillBeYeetin June 20, 2020