Fetus

The thing you got shat out at a speed of 57mph, the chances of being son of a gay dad are low, but never zero.

Women: you little fetus
Me: yeah no sh*t detective pikachu im 3 days old

by CeilingGangElite, (CGE) April 25, 2020

fetus mentality

To act younger than your age

To be childish

To have the brain of a fetus

To make decisions that a fetus would make

That bitch got fetus mentality

by Lil Mouthy May 10, 2020

fetus

A bite sized human.

My favorite flavor of fetus is teriyaki.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Fetus

An adorable pet name to call your significant other/ boyfriend/girlfriend

Hey fetus

I love you
I love you too fetus :)

by Pansexual_dumbass September 23, 2020

Fetus

An adorable pet name to call your significant other/girlfriend/boyfriend.

Hey fetus
hey, I love you
I love you too fetus :)

by Pansexual_dumbass September 23, 2020

Fetus

a fetus is a cluster of cells thats growing into something that can puck on you

omg i cant believe my best friend is growing a fetus

by TheWorstOfTheBest October 16, 2020

fetus cereal

When you freeze dry your placenta and add it to cereal

I was feeling pretty hungover after NYE so i had some of my wife's fetus cereal and i was back to my old self by noon

by Willhe October 19, 2020