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Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.
"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"
by Van Nostram September 20, 2016
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extreme farting

Excessively loud, long-lasting, or powerful flatulancefarts, usually over the course of several minutes.
Sometimes Hillary Clinton goes into a fit of extreme farting after eating a can of baked beans.
by Java Johhhhhhh September 4, 2016
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caution-farting

The act of sitting on the toilet specifically to fart to prevent sharting in your pants.
After eating the prank laxative-laced brownies I baked, my sister spent the day caution-farting.
by olbluejr July 8, 2016
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Hyper farming

Mass production of individual resources by group of individuals to benefit the whole of the group
I use hyper farming so I don't get tile hit
by GOB5855 June 15, 2016
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Bartle Farting

Four eagles plus seven lizards wearing sunglasses equals Whoopi Goldberg bartle farts.
I had my bitch bartle farting after I spat in her boonhole.
by KingjackMehoff April 1, 2017
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Gold Farming

Using the bathroom at your place of employment while on the clock, especially for a particularly lengthy bowell movement. Term derived from gaming culture wherein users would perform repetitive, easy tasks to earn in-game currency.
"I've got 30 minutes to kill before I leave for the day. If you need me, I'll be gold farming."
by ActionRick July 8, 2017
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havana farting la

The best fucking song ever. You will die if you hear it.so good
by Havana farting la May 3, 2018
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