You are not allowed to fap in February at all! Just like No Nut November, it's no Fap February!
If you fap, you lose!
If you fap, you lose!
by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020
Get the No Fap Februarymug. by Hikki9 July 30, 2016
Get the Fap Mastermug. D: Man I'm so tired right now, I gotta take a nap. <Closes door>
Q (roommate): Bull shit man I know you are just going to take a fap nap.
D: No dude I'm really tired fuck you!
Q (roommate): Bull shit man I know you are just going to take a fap nap.
D: No dude I'm really tired fuck you!
by THE COUNTRY BUTCHER February 16, 2010
Get the fap napmug. What happens when you're enjoying a nice fap to what you believe is a chick, but turns out to be a chick with a dick, resulting in a feeling of disgust and remorse.
Billy was enjoying some exotic Brazilian porn before he realized he had just been fap trapped about 3 minutes in.
by irehbC December 15, 2011
Get the Fap trappedmug. A derogatory term equating the person at which it is directed to a napkin used to clean up splooge after a vigorous fapping session.
"God, I hate (insert name), he's such a Fap Napkin!"
"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"
"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"
by Inebriated&Insolent September 9, 2011
Get the Fap Napkinmug. by AcidMan May 14, 2014
Get the Fast fapmug. When your access to porn is limited, you make due with what you can find. Sometimes, this may be from your Spank Bank, or may involve using a single gif as material.
Guy: I went over to Katie's for dinner yesterday. She looked so sexy.
Guy 2: Did y'all bang?
Guy: Yes, and it was amazing because I managed to get a Flutter Fap in beforehand.
Guy 2: Did y'all bang?
Guy: Yes, and it was amazing because I managed to get a Flutter Fap in beforehand.
by Jainz'd May 4, 2018
Get the Flutter Fapmug.