Load Fairy's Target Practice 

1. The most common victim of the Load fairy, used by him for honing his three key skills: speed, mass and accuracy (time elapsed between beginning of masturbation and the actual blowing of the load, actual amount of semen in entire load, and percentage of load that hit the bull's eye).
2. The person on the receiving end of a cum-shot.
3. Your mom.

1. The anonymous person drifted off to sleep perfectly, only to be awakened by the physical sensation of being the Load Fairy's Target Practice for the 2nd time that week.
2. That bitch? Yea, she's the LFTP, alright.
3. The dream your mother didn't quite aspire to by the time she turned 18, but she fulfilled it nonetheless.

Load Fairy's Target Practice by aka_Pyro June 7, 2007

Fuck Up Fairy 

An event or action which takes a turn for the worst.

Christ, the Fuck Up Fairy made a visit there.

Fuck Up Fairy by Rusty Jeffears November 1, 2008

drunk fairy 

A small and mischevious fairy who will come visit you when you are drinking alcohol. Watch out...if she pokes you, you instantly become drunk. She will often do this without your knowledge. One minute you will be sober, then she will poke you and it's all over. She has also been known to get rough and do a little more than poke...not a good thing!

Claiming to have been poked (or worse) by the drunk fairy is a way for drunkards to blame someone other than themself for their getting sloshed.

David: "Did you see John last night? He was acting goofy and talking gibberish...he could hardly stand up. He must have been poked by the drunk fairy!"

Bob: "Poked?!? Nah...did you see him? He was WASTED. She must have punched him...probably kicked him in the nuts too!"

drunk fairy by Nicodemus 27 March 14, 2007

beer fairy 

an imaginative creature that brings real booze. anytime you end up with alcohol that came from an unknown source, it was this guy.

question: "Where did this keg come from?"
reply: "must've been the beer fairy"

beer fairy by julielovesthed August 30, 2005

Toast Fairy 

The fairy that magically makes tea, toast, sandwiches etc appear from the kitchen, so that your lazy bloke doesn't have to get up from the sofa and miss any football.

Bloke: Any chance of some more Tea?
Girl: (sarcastically)Yeah... I'll just pop into the kitchen to see if the Toast Fairy has visited shall I?

Toast Fairy by binxyboo October 7, 2005

sky fairy 

A mythical creature found in many religious texts.

Sightings of sky fairies have been recorded from hicks stemming from thousands of years ago.
Sky fairy

sky fairy by xmen May 23, 2006

boobie fairy 

Its the mythical creature who visits young ladies at the cusp of puberty, usually during cold winter months and endows them with a brand new pair of boobs. These become unveiled to the delight of them and their male counterparts during the warmer spring months.

Amber! I love that Hollister tank top and I can see the boobie fairy visited you this winter!!

boobie fairy by Mydaho May 20, 2007