Asshole-elousy

When someone does something in a manner such as an asshole would do.

Mike's asshole-elousy became apparent when he kicked me in the nuts

by chrisitcontagious September 21, 2003

Elon musk

Fucking god, he plants trees and sends electric powered vroom vrooms to space

Im going hunting with my Elon musket

by Shrek&onions November 4, 2019

Elon Musk

A position within the government that allows you to smoke weed and sell flame throwers.

Yo bro Obama just called and said Trevor is stepping down from being Elon Musk.

by Elon Obama March 16, 2020

Eloise

A girl who makes the dreams of a boy come true. She is beautiful, kind, intelligent and shy; she is the envy of everyone around her and is way out of her boyfriends league

Eloise is so cute, you are so lucky to have her

by JobieW January 1, 2014

Elon Musk Effect

When you think so outside of the box people think you're crazy, but your idea ends up being way better than anyone thought.

Inspires people to come up with ideas to fix problems we didn't know we had.

Bro 1: "Bro, what if we made rockets that landed themselves upright after their flight, and dug tunnels under Los Angeles so we don't have to deal with traffic?"

Bro 2: "Bro that's crazy....so crazy it might just work."

Bro 1: "Thanks bro, I knew I could inspire you to think like a billionaire toddler. I call that shit the Elon Musk Effect!"

by Phillip the Joseph 32 July 2, 2019

Elon University

Probably one of the biggest joke schools in the country. Rich white people send their children here so they can tell their friends they are in private school. These children spend four years taking high school level classes and partying to the point of needing a transplant before graduation (or dying, both have occurred).

"Oh, you go to Elon University? Good luck finding a real job."

"If you don't value your education and really really liked high school, Elon University is definitely for you!"

by Former Phoenix May 21, 2007

Children of Elohim

A Gangsta Christian Death Metal band from Minnesota. For a Christian band, they don't totally suck. Formed in 1995, they released their first album "Lucifer is Dead", a 180 turn on the quote God is Dead. They sing (or more accurately, scream) about how great god is and also themes involving the mutiliation of white children, gang rape and other gangsta/gore themes.

Some members of both the metal and the black community are horrified by their hypocritical attitudes. One second commenting on how bad racism is and then the next blaming the death on Jesus on the Jewish people. However, this is merely their opinion and they shoud be able to express it without fear of persercution.

The name itself is a play on the name of popular metal band 'Children of Bodom' whom this band has considered to represent all that is wrong with our society and a bad influence on our youth. The name is representing that we are really god's children and he loves most of us "except Jews"

Myself, I find their lyrics too hypocritical to listen to often. However, the legendary guitar solos by the greatest female guitarist of all time, Sister Destruction. She's damn hot too. If you want some kick ass riffs and amazing duet gauitar solos, check out this band.

Line-Up
Father Destruction - Vocals
Sister Murder - Guitar #1
Father Skinless - Guitar #2
Father Hatred - Drum
Dead Child of the Alter - Bassist
Rotting Jesus - Violin

"God is in all creatures, black or white / Why must we hate and fight / Satan laughs as we kill our kind / Fuck that bitch with a dildo in da ass / Replace ya hate with love in god / He loves us back and purifies our heart."

"The KKK give us too much stick / those people are full of shit / They learn where problems lie / Who should live and who should die / How can hope leave us / It's cause the world is full of Jews / The Jews killed Jesus / Now we're killing yoooouuuuu"

by Real Gangsta in da House August 5, 2005