Epic Beard Man

Epic Beard Man

A term recently used to refer to the old man with the large white beard who beat the living hell out of a man on a city bus in Oakland who was threatening to fuck him up.

Name Breakdown:

Epic- Used to describe the epic thrashing power of this 67-year-old senior citizen

Beard- Refers to the large white beard on this epic man's face

Man- This one speaks for itself

For more information YouTube: AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A MOTHERFUCKER

Ex 1:

nbritton (1 hour ago)

The Epic Beard Man has taught me that real men can cry in public.
*salute*

Ex 2:

imacomputer1 (6 minutes ago)

Epic Beard Man is my hero!

Ex 3:

jlira01 (1 hour ago)

Epic Beard Man, you complete me.

by CallDaAmbalamps February 19, 2010

epic hi-5

to run and jump and hi-5 a person in the air.

Me and Tavian can't "epic hi-5."

by William from Madison April 9, 2009

Epic Of The Failage

It is a moment when some epically fails.It is usually said to a person who fails at life.It is the uber word that PWNS!

BlackGuy:Did you see Chris Crocker?!He is soo gay!
WhiteGuy:Shut the fuck up NIGGA!
BlackGuy:NO YOU FUCKING SHUT UP ALBINO HOE!
AsianGuy:Wow...this moment is...EPIC OF THE FAILAGE!

by ChaseShaunJoon May 31, 2009

Epic Party

A party of epic proportions, everyone gets wasted. Party grows until the cops come in and end it. A party that everyone remembers. Even the police.

Police: that was most epic party we've crashed man

by yourmotherisgayerthanme November 6, 2009

Epic Fail

To fail so hard at something that should have been so easy.

That nigga got kicked out of school 2 weeks before graduation, Epic Fail.

by Aarian October 1, 2010

Epic Fail

Two of the most annoying words in the English language combined to form ultimately the most annoying phrase on the face of the earth.
Epic and fail are among many other annoying words that should be banished from the English language according to the Lake Superior State University, and hopefully most people feel the same.

Robert: DUUUDE EPIC FAIL!!!!!
Casey: DUUUDE shut the fuck up.

by nasahnwhoru January 22, 2011

Epic Auburn

Auburns that are (gasp!) even more epic than Supergingers, and have the right to Gingerpimp, as well as all the privelages Gingers have in society.

"Hey, I heard you like gingers"
"Fuck no. Epic Auburns are sexier"

by Kuroi Seifuku January 28, 2013