epic baller

A term for "one of the best things ever."

Person 1: Dude, they can cure AIDS now - don't worry about STDs!
Person 2: That's EPIC BALLER!

by The Cominator July 6, 2008

epic failure

A failure of such proportions that it takes an extra word at the front to fully describe the magnitude of the fail.

Person 1: "I did a backflip off my house onto my trampline and landed it. Then I jumped off the trampoline and broke my ankle"

Person 2: "Epic Failure"

by Laughing @ him October 4, 2009

Epic Adventure

Epic Adventures usually start with a single idea that grows and grows until it passes Amazing. or Outstanding. An Epic Adventure usually takes place over the course of 110 days or more. These days consists of and or a day(s) were the ending seems like it will never pass. Epic adventures are usually so large the brain doesn't remember it all. Epic adventures have been known to go for up to 15 hours a day straight for the time moving

An Example of an Epic Adventure is someone doing the Trans-Canada trail. The trail itself covers massive amounts of space time and consumes almost everything left in your wallet.

Another example of these are: trails lasting 110 or more days.
traversing the northern contenents. Finding all the Fiji islands. and/or circumnavigating across the world more then twice

by Austin. (Eskimo) R.J.W.G. Nehring. January 3, 2009

EPIC FAIL!

A failure of EPIC proportions.

Announcer: "And he...DROPS the ball!"

EPIC FAIL!

Man: "Oh no i just came!"

EPIC FAIL!

by Lavander Goons May 15, 2009

Epic Failure

Despite being given a perfect opportunity for success, no matter what you do it ends in total failure. If the same opportunity was given to another person it would have resulted in success, but you only transform things into failure..on a very large scale.

(Dude 1): Man...I'm miserable.. my wife's a gym teacher, I dont have a job, everyone hates me, I've been divorced 3 times, my dog just peed on my leg....
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure

by Jack Duvales December 4, 2010

epic pants

they look epic

hey dude look at those epic pants

by crazy_diaper lover 405894 May 18, 2021

EPIC Die

When normal death just isn't enough to make up for the mistakes you've made.

I just saw a furry orgy and require Epic Die

by BrëadMän August 18, 2020