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Chić Douchébag

Equal parts sophisticated gentleman and douchebaggery; usually expressed in style of clothing and/or mannerisms.

The clothing style often features gentleman's casual wear with the addition of a beanie or a five panel worn backwards.

The behavior is generally characterized by someone who is exceptionally polite to strangers but often speaks with vulgarity, often resulting in verbal abuse, towards friends or people the individual has become comfortable around.

Ex: Individual sees lazy coworker doing nothing. Yells across the workplace to him "Get to work you skin-tag-ass nigga!" Then proceeds to politely help a customer ending with "Have a wonderful day."
Hey man what are you wearing? It's chić douchébag nigga; get with it.
by The Black Johnson April 15, 2016
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portuguese douchebag

When a 49 year old woman needs to have her hearing checked.
Mom: Your father called me a Portuguese Douchebag at dinner the other night! I’m not even Portuguese!

Dad: We all know your mother is crazy! I whispered something sweet in her ear and she thinks I called her a Portuguese Douchebag!
by NurseNic December 16, 2017
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The LifeTime DoucheBag Award

The lifetime D-Bag award is a very hard award to win but without fail someone always does.and without further adue i present to you the Lifetime D-Bag award winner.......

Brandon P.!!!!!!!
For all his great work in douchebagery Brandon P. has earned his rightful place among the doucheiest of douches with The LifeTime DoucheBag Award in hand!!!
by TheOneForHer February 21, 2009
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Social Media Douchebag

Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.
That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.
by Bulwark_jrm August 15, 2011
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Class C Douchebag

A douchebag towards women or men, that one wants to fuck or use as a booty call, with no intention of further relations.
"Did you hear about John and that girl he brought home from the bar?"

"No what happened?"

"He fucked her then told her that she was way too ugly to fuck while sober!"

"Oh dude, what a Class C Douchebag!"
by Tistheboss August 25, 2012
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Rubber-Dubber Douchebag

Someone who is an excessive asshole while driving.

Including but not limited to: road rage, cutting people off, swerving, not paying attention, etc.
Guy 1: Sorry I’m late, some jerk cut someone off and got in a wreck.

Guy 2: Sounds like a real rubber-dubber douchebag.
by LatentYeet July 18, 2020
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Ultimate Chopper Douchebag Faggot

Hey you see that fucking retard on his chopper sucking dicks? Yeah that’s the Ultimate Chopper Douchebag Faggot
by NotAqueernamedBrad December 8, 2021
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