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dodge

To dodge or spy on someones actions and conversations then report the information back to the 'client' for payment.
"I need you to dodge John, I must to know if he is cheating on me."
by XDelta May 19, 2014
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Dodge the coat hanger

Often used as an insult directed towards someone meaning how they avoided being aborted.
Xy, stfu it honestly baffles me how you were able to dodge the coat hanger for 8 months, past facs?
by Griff smells February 10, 2021
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person dodger

Someone who says they'll meet up with someone and then doesn't, on purpose.
by erock? December 31, 2005
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Dentist Dodger

A Dentist Dodger is someone who has not had a visit to the dentist for so long that their teeth are barely existant.
Guy 1: Hey did you see the new guy James?
Guy 2: Yeah he hasn't got teeth they're all black stumps!
Guy 1: Wow he's a serious dentist dodger!
by GMetcalf September 1, 2009
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Dodge Neon SXT

The Dodge Neon SXT is a great car. It is great on gas mileage and is good in collistions. Its dependable and a little sporty looking with it middle level spoiler.
by sclj13 August 23, 2008
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molly dodger

1.One who passes gas and attempts to smell it.
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2.Synonym for Thing-a-ma-jig
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3.Synonym for dillweed
1. That guy totally just proved himself a molly dodger by farting and sniffing.
2. Did you see where I put that little molly dodger that went on before this last bolt?
3. Man that kid can sure be a molly dodger
by Tstuvv May 15, 2008
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cunt dodger

A cunt dodger is someone who rubs their dick around a woman's cunt, but never actually penetrates her. It's either due to the fact that she's too tight, or she could just be way too filthy to fuck. The cunt dodge is the perfect maneuver to use when a sex crazed teeny bopper gets high on acid and tries to rape you but she is too intoxicated to tell where your dick is, but too fat to get off of you.
1) Aymen claims to have lost his virginity, but his sister says he just cunt dodged her all night.
2) "That bitch Julie likes me a lot. She even pays me money to be seen in public with her. But when it comes time for us to fornicate, I just pull the ol' cunt dodger on her and claim that it's because she's too tight."
by Ghostly August 18, 2008
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