Dicked

The act of a female performing fellatio to a male on one knee until ejaculation occurs, this happens when the male present his penis when the female is totally unsuspecting.

Adam asked Sally to pick up a card off the floor when she stood up Adam had his penis in his hand and had "dicked" her.

by Jizzoligist October 5, 2010

Dicked

Means something is COMPLETELY screwed up

"man this road is full of potholes, its just dicked!"

"oh buddy, they burned my food, its dicked"

by Silverbullitt September 4, 2015

de-dicked

(1) the classification of a woman on a man's mobile phone.
(2) If she was not up to sexual par, she has now been de-dicked and will never receive the pleasure of the dick from him or any of his friends again.

(1)"Annie is a dumb whore.... her new name on the cell is: de-dicked Annie."

(2)"She was the worst fuck ever!..She is now, de-dicked."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

bum dicked

being taken advantage of or tricked by a drunken Bum.

A bum sits outside a conveniance store. hes asks an unsuspecting person (Melvin) to by him some beer. (Melvin) says OK, gimme the money. Bum says "Im to drunk to take it out of my pocket can you grab it for me?"...........and you can guess who gets bum dicked from here.

by Peter Frampton May 13, 2006

Dice Game

When a hand cups your ball sack, then proceeds to jiggle or shake them as like throwing dice in a craps game.

During fellatio this is best advise, can also blow on the sack for good luck.

Man I was getting this sweet dice game form my girl then she threw them down.

When you buddy is pissing you can offer a dice game as a nice gesture.

by jtwo May 2, 2008

Clutch and Dice

the slang term for penis and testicles

Lauren touched my Clutch and Dice

by Mytch March 21, 2007

diced

mad crunked, drunk, faded, or wasted

dogg, we got hella diced after a bottle'o schnapps, it was crazy

by kris August 15, 2004