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by M1220 March 27, 2023

I.J.D.F.M.

It.Just.Doesn't.Fucking.Matter.

When yo have absolutely NO time to deal with assholes, you need to cut to the chase. Example; "What did you say jerkoff? I.J.D.F.M. You dick!"

by rubberdog April 28, 2011

who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w

this is the final form of the who words, i didn't expect it to get this crazy, only a dingus" the meme cat himself" will use this

owner: hey dingus
dingus: who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w
owner: explodes from big brain power

by docter cat August 18, 2022

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F

I
Love
You
But
I
Know
You
Don't
Feel

The

Same

Way
And
You
Rather

Just
Stay
Friends

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F ilybikydftswayrjsf

by sad_BOI2004 November 23, 2021

DFS

dead fucking serious

oh ur so fulla shit...

no, im DFS!

by anagcan March 14, 2009

DFC

Disgusting Flat Chest.

Some kind of sexual interest in female childrens, who have (normally) no breast.

anime example of DFC :
-Taiga from toradora
-Louise from Zero no Tsukaima
-Index from To aru majutsu no index
-etc.

by HellsingCat April 3, 2009

DFP

short for Dark Fuck Prince

the concept of a man being a mysterious cold hearted asshole but women love it & intensify their unrequited crush the more he rejects them, often thinking he's just unable to express his love properly

usually used for over-romantic cry babies who ship Sherlolly

Helen: Sherlock's love for Molly is so true and beautiful, don't you see how he's looking at her longingly? *sigh*

Bob: Nah girl he's just a DFP, he doesn't give a shit about her. Give it a rest

by Sherlock's Shawty August 11, 2017