Crap Fap

A take on "holy crap." But in this case, more to do with self-masturbation. Used when someone does or says a complete lie or exaggeration to make self better than he/she seems.

Joe: I have a weekend job.
Jim: Oh yea? I volunteer at the shelter. What do you do?
Joe: *thinking hard on his feet, makes something up* I'm a burlesque dancer named Emerald Princess. I do all this for charity, of course.
Jim: ... Crap Fap.

by KatoDado September 6, 2009

Crap ass sorry rat bastard

it is all of these 3:
The worst being ever
The Godfather
The opposite of me

The Godfather is a Crap ass sorry bastard

by TOC TM OS June 28, 2004

crap on thighs

used instead of 'shit' or 'fuck'...think about it...crap on your thighs must feel terrible...you'd get chaffed and everything

(i just missed a pool shot) "CRAP ON THIGHS!" Then keep on drinking.

by carl berg March 30, 2003

Crap Shoot

A person, place, or thing that is full of shit!

That place was a real crap shoot!
You ever seen the movie Jingle All The Way? What a Crap Shoot!
The Cops are crap shoot's. FTP!

by chuckmangioni February 9, 2010

crap rock

music written & recorded by musicians simply becuase they can. They are often mocked & teased because they are 'childish' - however just enjoy music for what it is. They are not to be confused with music that is actually shit, where by shit music simple sucks.

eg: famous crap rock bands: Tenacious D, KISS, Dragon Force

eg: Famous SHIT bands: U2, wolfmother, the killers

by penis_stompa February 10, 2009

Crap shoot

It's your ass hole you ass hole!

Ass hole!

by griz April 17, 2004

crap shack

a car that your rich parents (thats if your parents are rich or u dont have any) buy you a crappy car that looks like they found it in a shack.

man that kid driver a big ass crap shack

by El Daniel Moxley December 9, 2004