crawler

an uncut cock.

Jason has a small crawler.

by Ryan May 19, 2003

cableing

The process by which two recruiters sit on the phone and chat back and forth, both of them not knowing what the hell is going on.

Also known as a way to increase phone time during a slow day.

Bill and Christine were cableing one another

by MAGICATL April 20, 2006

crablock

When two lesbos rub their pussies together, legs extended in opposite directions.

Oh man, I walked in on Pvt. Garner and her GF goin' at it last night!
Doin' the crablock!?
Totally!
I knew they were gay.

by Vasquez October 4, 2007

Butt Cable

Fecal matter that has been forced outwards from one's sphincter. Often found in a cynlider shape, much like a cable.... or basically, to take a shit.

Hold on guys, I gotta go lay down some "Butt Cable".

by Hans Moleman January 27, 2004

Cranleigh

Home to the wonderful Ashleeeeeey!

Im goin down to cranleigh to get pissed u cumin?

by Fuckoff January 6, 2005

Cable Racist

One who will not watch regular TV because they have, and pay for cable TV.

I asked Mari if she saw the latest episode of "V" and she said "No, I don't pay for cable to watch regular damn free TV."
I told her she was a *Cable Racist".

by satxjq March 31, 2010

suicide cable

A power cable that is cut, stripped, and crimped with alligator clips in a manor that will allow the user to clamp the clips on his or her body and plug the cable into a wall. This will result in an excruciating electrocution or even death.

Pierre was feeling a bit down so he offed himself with a suicide cable clamped to his balls and tongue.

by Ward Larson August 2, 2007