cowking

the greesiest laziest and most retarded of all cowmen

speaker 1: look at that guy he's such a cowman
speaker 2: he's not a cowman he's the cowking!!!

by dombl December 16, 2010

cookin' onions in the oven

The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.

Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?

Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!

by Not Mike M November 15, 2013

cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame

I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013

cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"

Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat

by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015

cookin in the face

Also can be shortened as "cookin." basically means you're high as fuck.

Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"

Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"

Person 1- "you cookin?"
Person 2- "yeah I'm high as hell"

by Thedutchessofnewjersey December 26, 2015

cooking a drag

Cooking a drag simply means rolling up and about to smoke a joint.

Cooking a drag means to roll a joint and smoke it. Ex: Hey David I'm about to cook a drag want some?

by TheDefineGuy November 30, 2016

cooking dinner

a phrase said to encourage a dude to get home but also a veiled threat.

Elaine texted him she "cooking dinner" as an incentive for him to get home.

by atraiudesica December 18, 2016