the greesiest laziest and most retarded of all cowmen
speaker 1: look at that guy he's such a cowman
speaker 2: he's not a cowman he's the cowking!!!
by dombl December 15, 2010
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a mixture of Coke and Lactose intolerant MILK!

BETTER AND HEALTHIER THAN A ROOT-BEER FLOAT!
Put a litter or coke and a gallon or a quart of milk.

"Hey Guys, Make some COWKES!"
by Carleue 1902 October 7, 2009
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