Cloner

The long-overdue feminine counterpart to a boner — that unmistakable surge of attraction triggered by sheer masculine competence or presence.

“He split the firewood, lit the stove, and poured the whiskey--which gave me a raging cloner.”

by Washington Redskins October 26, 2025

Clone Theory

The debate of “Is it gay to have your clone jerk you off”

Hey, we were just talking about clone theory, there is no way it isn’t gay!

by Thenewboy December 18, 2025

cheap clones

when you're on a budget and you grow weed from clippings of the plant. by using a water bottle it has the clipping make roots which allows you to make more weed. but it ends up usually dies. but about 60% of the time lives.

you I heard you know how to make cheap clones. can you clone my purple haze plant

by louis xannie May 12, 2018

Future Clones

Future Clones by intention means 'the future clone of ones self.

But has been misinterpreted as "The Future Clones", aka, a large number of people who follow a simple philosophy.

The Future Clones are at the very bottom of the pecking order. Nothing, soulless, brainless, repetitive and downright annoying.

by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020

Boner clone

A random dick either found online or sent by a stranger they appears strikingly similar to a penis that one knows well. A twin dick, or a “dong doppelgänger”.

One day my husband and I were looking at internet porn, and we stumbled across his boner clone. The competition was stiff, and as hard as it was we finally came to the conclusion that two was even better than one. It was a very happy ending.

by Bitchwithabigbrain June 17, 2020

Mom clone

When you accidentally call your teacher your mom

I called ms smith My mom yesterday she’s such a mom clone

by Cock handle November 19, 2020

Cosmic Clone

A being that resembles the player character and mimics their movement with a slight delay, in such a way that they are where they player was a second or two ago. Usually deals damage on contact, and is often used to make the player keep moving or avoid locations where they just were

Friend 1 (playing Mario Galaxy 2): Dang it, these purple coin missions are so hard!
Friend 2: That's because the Cosmic Clones are pursuing you.

by Voxel Roguery February 14, 2021