Hardening you’re cum and using it as fishing bait so you can say a shark ate my son
I used to go fishing till baiting betrayed me
When you accidentally call your teacher your mom
I called ms smith My mom yesterday she’s such a mom clone
When you use attractive lines and act like you relate to them only to use them for money or sex
Man I pulled such a header on Jessica she doesn’t even know
A group of men who love being mistreated by their wives
My husband and his friends are a cuck club
When your eating out your girl make a frog noise and proceed to jump around with your tongue.
Man I love frogging Casey.
When you put your dick on your girls pubes and pretend to be hiding in the grass with your dick only to jump out like a predator into her pussy.
Man I’d all naughtural jesica so hard.
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When you put your dick on your girls pubes and pretend to be hiding in the grass with your dick only to jump out like a predator into her pussy.
Man I’d all naughtural jesica so hard.
Buy a
All Naughtural
mug!