centerboard

The clitoris or The little man in the boat.

When I flicked her centerboard she went into sexual orbit.

by Jackbriant January 2, 2024

contextful

not giving someone information on what’s happening

Friend: “You’re gonna make a gingerbread out with me today.”
Me: “When?”
Friend: “Over the phone dumbass.”
Me: “Well, that’s not very contextful.”

by Texaspeter66 December 10, 2023

Context

"You could take it out of context and make either point!" Is that what you think you're doing?

Hym "Because I didn't take you out of context at all. I don't have to constantly conflate the literal and the metaphorical just so I can avoid addressing the fundamental truth claims of the bible. And in regards to you using my work, the true part of my work is the conclusions I draw. Andy outlines what you're doing perfectly. I'm saying 2+2=4. You're saying 2+2=5. The creator of the universe either spoke to humans... Or it didn't. If it didn't.... The religion is a lie. You don't need unearned authority... You needed... To kill yourself. That's what YOU need to do. Burn all the books. Just into the fire. Burn there forever."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2024

Centernomics

When a politician, especially African, takes an economic benefit or policy and centers it on themselves. They are the Minister of Tourism and instead of photos of the fauna and flora in the countries adverts, its pictures of the politician. When they are launching a borehole in a village paid for by the tax payer they make it sound like they personally paid for it.

The centernomics of water projects in this country hit an all time low when an MP vying to keep their seat lost and took a tour of their area scolding voters about how they were disappointed with the loss as they brought infrastructure development to the area.

by Samanyika March 27, 2024

Cente

To be a bitch ass pussy

Wun chalked another LoL slip…. He’s such a cente!

by Cente Warrior April 10, 2024

Centerpoint, Texas

Man this place sucks

Connor: “I live in Centerpoint, Texas.”
Literally everybody ever: “Man, that must suck.”

by Among gus April 11, 2024

Centel'd

Believing something fake that could be true but it's outrageous if it is and you spread it

Me: Bob (nerdy ah mofo) just completely fucked Emily 9School Bop) and gave her an STD
Friend: Bro ain no way, I know they've been sharing answers but no way he tapped
Friend: Im bouta tell the whole school

Me: Bro you just got Centel'd
Friend: ???
Me: I told something fake that could be true but its outrageous if it is and it created hella backlash and you believed it

Friend: Im Ronching you!

by CandyClan October 26, 2024