Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

Catholic School

In the United States, enrollment reached its peak in the early 1960s, with approximately 5.2 million students. American Catholic elementary schools have seen a steep decline in enrollment in recent decades. Many are now closed. The system can be highly political and out of touch with the spiritual needs of its stakeholders. Actions speak louder than words. Pay attention IF and HOW the community is making a difference in children's faith journey, care for social justice, and building a better world, etc. If the school claims "excellent education," what is their definition of excellence? What benchmarks are they using?

PROS: People are generally nice. Spring break, summer break, winter break, students are fun, work is not stressful.
CONS: Low professional development/leadership pipeline opportunities for teachers and staff, very low pay, can be political. Low-tech. Religion/faith formation ironically can feel like an afterthought, a mandatory checkmark.

SUGGESTIONS: School communities vary. Read online reviews, visit schools, and do your research. Some schools are genuinely worth the investment. Others not so much. Independent Catholic elementary schools and Catholic high schools tend to have more resources. They share the same Catholic identity as its diocesan/archdiocesan schools but operate under separate governing structures: more innovation, less bureaucracy.

Catholic school can be great or traumatizing.

by SavageClassyBougieRatchet June 22, 2020

Cathy

Cathy is a person who is so awesome but never knows it. Unbelievably gorgeous, totally hilarious. and hot.

she cool.
yep. shes cathy.

by 1357531 July 28, 2010

Catholic Rubdown

The man (called the pizz) bends over a bed, with his pants down, while the woman (called the moose) takes 2 fingers and runs them up and down the crack of his buttocks. Penetration of the anus is not allowed.

Dude, Steph touched her very first pedu even though she would only give The Pizz the Catholic Rubdown, how wierd is that?

by Chris Moschetti September 17, 2008

st. cathrines

a school in Toorak, Victoria. also known as the princess factory or gold digger achademy.
rich, snobbish girls attend this school.
they are nice people when you get to know them, but get on their bad side and you might as well move to Melbourne Girl's Grammar.

mggs: nice blue uniform.
st.c: oh yeah thanks, im from st. cathrines.
mggs: thats why, your a st.caths girl.
yeah.
mggs: well im from mggs.
st.c: were gonna kick ur asses in inter school rowing.
mggs: not if we do it first.
st.c: bitch.

by hillarymoot January 20, 2009

Cathedral High School

An all-girls catholic school in Manhattan that has the best reputation for an all-girls school in NY. In other words, half the senior class isn't pregnant and they have nice uniforms. Near St. Patrick's Cathedral.

I graduated from Cathedral High School last June.

by Zindzi (Class of '03) September 12, 2004

Catholic Priests

Stupid men who are sexually frustrated by their commitment to celibacy. Usually molest boys and keep them silent by using their "godly" authority.

Every year, thousands of Catholic Priests are transferred by the church to help cover up the fact that most of them are child molesters.

by Tytus July 22, 2004