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Jesticular Cancer

Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium
Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.
by Greg Brichton November 29, 2012
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Thought Cancer

Cancer is created from cells when they cannot properly communicate with each other due to anatomic communication capabilities as a form of language. As a collective, the human race is an organism fulfilling the operation that the threshold acts on - we are cells created of cells fulfilling the operation of a cell(the threshold).

Fear(which is essential for life) perpetuates cancer by causing a cell to create conflict with itself. As a result, a false sense of self called the ego(cancer) is put in place to protect the current aspirations of the cell. The ego is a meta-atmosphere created by the cell which creates conflict with it's threshold to become superior, where this is impossible because the ego is infinitesimal to the cell.

As time goes on the cell is vulnerable to illness because fear itself perpetuates destructive behavior by creating a false sense of self which renders its true self feeble. Causing cancer of the cell, and death to itself and it's threshold unless communication is fluent.
For example people with a nasty attitude have thought cancer due to meta-inadequacy. They will of course perpetuate the cancer by projecting their fallacies on other person(s)/cell(s) which inadvertently effects the threshold in which the person/cell lives in.

-Carl Sagan once said that 9/10 planets that achieve radio technology often self-destruct.

Also see:
Fibonacci Sequence
by Jxzqv2 December 15, 2012
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Sprite Canned

(Verb)

When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.
I was totally gonna ask out this chick Haley on Bumble, but Jeremiah “Sprite canned” her last month.
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Firework Cancer

When you develop firework cancer you shoot up into the sky then explode into chunks.
Peter:"Did you hear,Keith died"
Clementine:"Yeah he got Firework Cancer"
by GlenGibbs November 2, 2019
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