baboon butter

Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities

It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.

by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

Butter Noodle

A flaccid, floppy, dangling male penis.

I smacked her in the head with my butter noodle.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

lung butter

Post upper respitory "chest cold" mucus.

Thick and slimy. When is dries, it has the texture of canned cheese.

by Dr. Fromunda February 07, 2003

Butter Monster

An extremely obese person who can only be satiated by eating other people.

Even though the butter monster had eaten a large fried chicken dinner form KFC, she couldn't be sated until she ate the young child.

by mmitty November 09, 2008

Butter Zone

The area of profitability that sits between not enough and too much. The sweet spot, business-wise.

Between $5,000 and $50,000 in monthly processing was the butter zone for the merchant account referral company.

by gman2112 August 09, 2011

phone butter

The buildup of food, spit, and other nasty substances in the phone mouth-piece of your mouth breathing coworkers.

Jim's phone butter had a chunk of oatmeal in it!

by Mike_V May 24, 2005

Buttered Waffle

Fucking a chick who's face is pressed up against a chain link fence, then cumming on her face.

Jenna's face looks like a slippery chess board after I gave her a buttered waffle.

by AddictedToVaginalSkin May 09, 2009