Broccolify

The act of adding Broccoli to any and every kind of dish whether cooked or raw.
Broccolified; A dish that has had Broccoli added. Mixing Broccoli into anything from a smoothie, salad, casserole, lasagna, or other cooked dish.

Mom was always happy with the casserole when she could Broccolify the dish.

by Sss4 December 5, 2024

broccoli

A vegetable literally every toddler in the world hates.

"I hate broccoli bro"

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024

Broccoli Squid

The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.

Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness

That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!

by GeedEater December 9, 2024

Broccoli blindness

When you are unable to indentify your teenager in a crowd of his friends due to the broccoli like haircut that all teenage boys currently have.

I was at the track meet and totally missed Tanner running. There were like 20 boys out there. It must have been a case of total broccoli blindness.

by Bob_MoneyXX January 29, 2025

Brochacho

alternative to calling bro bro

what’s up brochacho?

by Jerkphilip February 13, 2025

brocel

A term that incel males use to refer to other incel males by; typically out of comradery or in an endearing manner.

"I'm aware it's difficult for you to get a girlfriend, brocel; hopefully it works out for us one day."

by Itspointless March 7, 2025

Broccoli Stick

Basically a joint!

Hey Bob! Do you fancy making Bim a broccoli stick?

by TommyBim March 31, 2025