Laser Brain

Someone who has highly unusual and speedy intellectual capabilities. This individual typically has mastered UCC Damages and Battle of the Forms during the summer preceding law school.

Could use a laser brain to cut through this warehouse of discovery documents, otherwise I'd have to hire ten new associates from Regents law.

by lazerbrain October 31, 2011

the brain

A super-smart talking mouse from cartoon animaniacs.



Do they still make that show? I haven't seen it on TV in the last seven years.

Pinky and the brain, Pinky and the brain, one is a genius, the others' insane!

by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004

duh-brain

some one stupid, when they dont know somthing obvious.

*says somthing wrong*
"your wrong, Duh-brain!"

by Joe December 16, 2004

brain freeze

short term but very painful headache caused by consuming frozen novelties too quickly

Ah, I got a brain freeze drinking down too much slushy way too fast!

by Pere 1972 April 26, 2008

brain stew

an awesome green day song with very hard, but totally cool, guitar piece; the song is about being so stressed out that it feels like your going to have a nervous breakdown

My eyes feel like their gonna bleed,
Dried up and bulging out my skull,
My mouth is dry,
My face is numb,
Fucked up and spun out in my room,
On my own,
Here we go

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

Brain

A big wad in your head that controls all your functinons and gives you the ability to remember stuff. Get your mind outta the gutters sickos.

She's smart..she must have a big brain!

by DanielleMT95 September 27, 2008

molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.

I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.

by AbnormalBoy January 7, 2007