Someone who loves sucking dick so much that they cannot see beyond its base. They don't care who it attached to, they just love to suck on cock. They are blind to everything that happend around them with the exception of cock sucking.
He walked into a dark room, and found someone willing to suck on his cock. He walked out, never turning on a light never knowing who that person was.
A blind cocksucker can stumble past piles of gold, money and other riches, but all they see is the end of the dick that they will stick into their mouth.
They walk around blind in this world, but all they care about is dick. They are as blind as a cocksucker.
A blind cocksucker can stumble past piles of gold, money and other riches, but all they see is the end of the dick that they will stick into their mouth.
They walk around blind in this world, but all they care about is dick. They are as blind as a cocksucker.
by Theodore R. Hazen February 29, 2008
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Meeting a friend of a friend for the first time 1 on 1. A blind friend date is set up by a mutual friend who does not for some reason attend the actual meeting to introduce the two people.
by littleninja13 April 22, 2010
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Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?
Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!
Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?
Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!
Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!
Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?
Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!
by for real2 August 16, 2011
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"dude, why does your girl have two black eyes? That's not a good look."
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