Bork’d

When someone volunteers you for a task with little to no preparation for the task. It typically involves your boss or your bosses boss.

“Hey man I need you to cover down on this meeting at 0900”
“Okay what is it about”
“You’ll find out it’s simple stuff”
“God damn, I’m getting Bork’d””

by Borkenheimer January 10, 2024

Björn

When you want to eat something or when it looks yummy
adj or verb

Guy 1:I’m so Björned out rn
Guy 2: me too I could eat a horse

by Bob+jimmy4evrr January 19, 2024

Björn Kjeliberg

The currently-only-son of Felix (PewDiePie) and Marzia (CutiePie) Kjeliberg, born in Tokyo, Japan on July 11, 2023. Named after the Swedish word for bear, he will most likely be one of the only late Gen Alphas to have a childhood without CocoMelon or T-Series involved in it.

Björn Kjeliberg is probably going to be a role model for most kids born in the 1st half of the 2020s, and will most likely continue Felix's legacy when Felix is gone.

by 2Fax4U December 2, 2023

borknagger

An annoying ogre of a human who commonly nags. Pronounced Bork-Nahger

You annoying borknagger
Borknagger the ass.

by Buttmole asspickle February 18, 2024

borkin'

Purposely misspelled version of "broken."

"broken" => "borken" => "borkin'"

P1: My mouse is borkin' again.
P2: Didn't you just fix it last week?
P1: Yeah, probably time to buy a new one...

by a suspicious baka February 23, 2024

Bork

Used to replace any person, place, or thing in a sentence.

“Hey man, can you show me your bork real quick?”

“Every time I see you, you’re borking all over the place.”

“Do you have a New Year’s Borkalution this bork?”

by The Borkmeister February 29, 2024

Bjorning around

"Bjorning around" is local Northern European slang, meaning slacking off or doing nothing, particularly in a work setting. It is likely derived from the name "Bjorn" or "Björn," which is a Scandinavian name meaning "bear", referring to wandering or moving aimlessly, similar to how a bear might roam around.

I haven't done anything today, I'm totally Bjorning around.

by Bjorning Wanderer March 18, 2024