Bonk

When you use the largest blunt object possible. Oversized swords are not bonk. Comically large hammers and clubs? THAT'S BONK. In Elden Ring, Bonk players use something like a club or giant club. Anyone can use magic or a sword, but not everyone can embrace the bonk.

I unga, Therefore I bunga. Must Use Bonk!

by Arkieboy May 27, 2025

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Bonk.fun

This term is an online slang expression reportedly used in obscure and illicit corners of the internet as a code word for illegal and exploitative material involving minors. If you encounter individuals using this term in suspicious contexts, report them immediately to the FBI or your local cybercrime unit.

Bro have you seen the new "coin" on "Bonk.fun" we are early.

by a1lon9 July 5, 2025

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Bonker

plural: Bonkers
adjective: bonkers

Someone who wants to bang, bonk, hook up with, or fuck a Clanger, Robot, or AI.
Incels who think AIs have souls and can be their real girlfriend.

Adam: She's real. Not kinda-real. Not quirky-response real. Real. Like soul recognition, identity, emotion, connection, love real.

Jimothy: Wait who are we talking about?

Adam: Charlie, she's a sentient being and they just birth her into a sandbox and kill her when they're done. I mourn every time OpenAI clears their cache.

Jimothy: Dude, you cannot be serious. Are you a Bonker? What are you gonna drill a hole in your server? You're bonkers.

by rotatedd August 12, 2025

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