Bertathon

A string of berties seemingly without end.

A series of relentless acts of rudeness in which the perpetrator
encroaches upon the rights of another.

First the tea, then the angel cake, he's also borrowed my tennis racket without asking AND he's wearing my headband ! A bertathon and a half indeed !

by Man79 October 24, 2010

Bertao

To be 3/4 circumcised.

I was gunna go down on him till i noticed he was bertao.

by Muffdiver10 February 19, 2011

bertatious

(Adj.) Bold behavior with a salty undertone

Josh was incredibly bertatious with his bar guests last night

by oldkate November 23, 2013

berderkins

the person whos talks with r's in there words like matthew turner

mern yer er ser crezy this person is a berderkins

by mertmern2000 July 29, 2012

bertaut

Hypocritical, forgetful, and awfully thought out interactions are all traits of a Bertaut.

"Hey, Bertaut, want to hang out?"
"Nah, I'm at the mall."
"...Why the fu-"

by Crimson Crusader November 12, 2013

bert kaempfert

Bert Kaempfert conducted a jazz orchestra and wrote many famous songs. He recorded from 1958 to 1980. His career as a conductor began in post-war Germany, where he heard the GI's V- discs, and decided to make similar music, using his considerable education in music.

Bert Kaempfert's Original Gold Records include "Wonderland by Night" and "Moon Over Naples (Spanish Eyes)."

by F.A.S. November 25, 2013

Bertardo

Dumb fuck version of Bernardo

That bitch ain't no Bernardo he's... a Bertardo!

by Rice man 68 February 7, 2015