beer shits

black, tar-like substance with a tapioca-like texture that sometimes squirts out the anus when u think a fart is coming. normally follows the day after drinking alcohol.

"man, i shouldnt have drank so much last night... i keep going to the bathroom because i've got the beer shits. i hope i dont have an accident in my pants."

by chopstik rick April 15, 2006

beer noob

Somebody who pretends to like the taste of the discount urine they're drinking in order to justify getting drunk as cheaply as possible.

Cashier: "Is that a case of Coors Light I should be ringing up for you?"
Beer Noob: "Does the nametag on my janitor uniform say Bill Gates or something? Natty Ice please."

by yajme August 26, 2009

homeopathic beer

This is a synonym for light (lite) beer; essentially a watered-down, unsubstantial beer.

Bud, being a wimp, went into Finnegan's Bar and ordered a Bud Lite. The Guinness-drinking crowd snickered at him for ordering a homeopathic beer.

by eViL pOp TaRt June 19, 2010

beer fuck

To have sex with an ugly girl, only because you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Who was that girl walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: Oh, she was a beer fuck man.

by Jer March 22, 2005

beer jacket

The invisible coat you where over your tshirt/short sleeve/bare chest when walking home on a freezing night out without feeling the cold.

"Aren't you cold?"

"No i'm wearing my beer jacket!"

"Nice one"

by justpaul February 23, 2005

beer jacket

The ability not to feel the cold when drunk. Also know as a beer coat

"You must have been freezing last night walking home?"
"I didn't feel it. I had my trusty beer jacket on"

by !david clarke! December 28, 2008

Beer Shower

Drinking a beer while taking a shower. Not to be confused with the other form of a beer shower: someone dumping a beer on someone's head.. which is alcohol abuse.

"I'm going to hop into the shower and pound a Heineken."
- "Ah Beer Shower! Good Call bro!"

by Matt1184 January 31, 2008