Bached

The level of intoxication previously thought to be unreachable or unattainable.

My vacation was prolonged due to the number of times we were bached.

by Shot gun Eddie March 3, 2009

The Bachelor

An over-dramatized television program where people gather to drink, constantly bicker over nothing, gossip and cry over spilt milk.

"Did you see that heated argument on the Bachelor last night? So intense"

by Nosimp September 15, 2018

Bachelor Party Psycho

A girlfriend who won't let her boyfriend go to bachelor parties. A girl who insists on going to an all guys bachelor party with her boyfriend.

Man, I don't know if I can come tonight. My girlfriend is being a bachelor party psycho.

by Hfield January 25, 2011

batchface

a name to call someone. Whether it be your friend, enemy, or some random dude on the street.
other forms:
batchstar
batchbutt
batchnickle
batchmuffin

Ur such a batchface! I hate you

OMG. Ron is such a batchface, i hate him!

What are you lookin' at, batchface?

by batchofcookies January 26, 2011

batcher

An unlicensed tattoo artist with a knowledge, talent and standard of cleanliness that rivals, matches or even surpasses that of a licensed tattoo artist. A batcher is humble , has made a possitive reputation through skilled delivery of hundreds of tattoos, often meeting or surpassing ,the the expections of their clients, endlessly seeks to improve to an unattainbly high level of artistic ability, and never tattoos against their personal limitations, either to experiment, hope to improve, or for the soul pursuit of monetary or personal gains.

A man or women takes note of their friends new tattoo. It appears almost unbelievably rendered on their skin. When The friend reveals the price of the work, the man or woman knows that their friend must have forgotten or confused the price with something else. Its no mistake, the batcher was talented, able and considerate of his client, offering her a much more realistic price for than all of the shops she had gone to just a week earlier. In fact, it was a friend of hers that, not unlike the curent situation, had explained to her where she had gotten her sleeved legs and beautiful rib tattoos. All the while , the batcher knowing through his many years of experience, that just the first work of art would lead to a second, third and so on. A batcher is not a scratcher,though he is unlicensed or may opperate in states or countries where tattooing is illegal or requires apprenticeships and or other state required licenses or classes. A batcher places the sanitation and cleanliness of their equiptment above all other artistic standards, opens, uses and visibly disposses of the tattoo needle(s) and any other one time use items utilized for thier clients tattoo and has no problem answering the questions or addressing the concerns of the client.

by havier hildago June 8, 2015

batcher

smelly coochie that absolutely reaks like an overused hair tie

yo bro your cleats smell fucking batcher man

by failedstudent69 January 19, 2019

batchman

A nickname given to somebody who prefers to smoke batch instead of weed by itself.

Yo batchman, you coming over to sesh?

Hurry up and pack your bowl so we can smoke, batchman.

Make sure you add the batch for batchman, otherwise he won't smoke it.

by Honey Sprouse October 22, 2022