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Bar Stool 

In gay culture the bar stool is the guy you would not have considered, you dont rate him. He doesn't impress you and you never considered him in any way. Perhaps someone asked if you were attracted to him and the thought had never occurred, you decide he isnt despicable but he definitely isnt attractive.
Oh, errrr, I guess hes less than a 5, he has an Ok personality, errrr, well he isnt ugly. I guess if I'm 60 and I dont want to live alone then errr maybe. I suppose hes the bar stool, definitely the last bar stool.
Bar Stool by KJ BELAFONTE September 8, 2019
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Bar Hoping 

The act of timing your heavy drinking with the arrival of a drug dealer so you don't blackout before their arrival and delivery of your nose beers.
A: What are you doing Friday night?

B: The usual. Going to do some bar hoping at Chili's.
Bar Hoping by Entrofoxx December 9, 2019
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Bar Crawl 

A practice of sampling alcoholic drinks(dilute ethanol) from many different establishments organised to facilitate such activity, leading to temporary but severe impairment of cognitive function, which is often viewed as enjoyable, at least at the time. Crawling is not usually involved, at least in the early stages of such activity.
John felt horrible after last night's bar crawl until 3am.
Bar Crawl by Albert_Newton February 8, 2020

bar level 

(Adj.) Not bad (maybe even decent), but not good enough to choose over more popular alternatives.
Person A: I saw the new action movie on Saturday.

Person B: How good was it?

Person A: It's bar level; skip it.
bar level by ChameleonDragon March 15, 2020

Bar Lives Matter 

An exaggerated, insensitive, and racist term used by bar owners in Texas during the COVID-19 crisis to protest small business closures. A blatant attempt to parody the Black Live Matter movement’s involvement in the international protests following the police related deaths of: George Floyd, Breonne Taylor, and Ahmad Arbury in May and June 2020.
Dr. Faucci: Bars are an unsafe hotzone for the growth of COVID-19

Governors: We need to keep our people safe. It’s hard to wear face masks in bars and restaurants responsibly so we will temporarily be mandating these businesses close.

Bar owners: you’re all communist trying to steal my rights, but BAR LIVES MATTER, and I’m going to get a haircut
when it's like 11 and you're lonely and you don't really like someone then you're like fuck it it's late and i'm lonely
I was so pissed I gave heather a bar call
Bar call by Nomski November 9, 2020

Bar-Shawn 

Bar- Shawn

Bar-Shawn is a handsome, nice, kind, intelligent, cool guy. He's friends with everyone and everyone likes him. Usually rich. Bar-Shawn's are overall pretty awesome.
Bar-Shawn is so cool

I really like Bar-Shawn
Bar-Shawn by Bar2cute March 5, 2021