Heavy sack

Jamaican slang for a man who’s got a big package.

The thing with Jamaican men that every woman like, they say we have the heavy sack.

by EverybodyPanic August 4, 2020

sack moment

A sack moment is a time when another male (usually older) touches your sack for no reason.

Yesterday I talked to Lester the child molester. I had a sack moment that day.

by Ra_Man June 20, 2017

Sack Sachez

The act of moonwalking out of the way of a strike to the testicles. From the French, Sack Sachez literally translates into scrotum knowledge. Anyone who knows their scrotum knows not to get kicked in it. Getting kicked in the dick is no picnic either.

You know how I know you're gay? You Sack Sachez every time a girl tries to touch your penis.

by funk potato September 8, 2009

purple sack

The next level to Blue Balls. An extremely agonizing sensation in the scrotum that occurs from not

ejaculating when trying to hook up while you ALREADY have blue balls and you're cut off from cumming again.

My girl is such a cunt, she was sucking me off and I was about to cum and she suddenly stopped and went home so I called my side hoe and bitch did the same thing now my purple sack is killing me!

by Badbeehavior September 30, 2017

Lathered Sack

A derogatory reference to a slickered up male scrotum used to a impugn that someone is a complete asshole and/or douche bag.

May also be exactly that, a lathered and slickered up male scrotum.

Dude stop hitting on my girl. You are such a lathered sack sometimes.

She couldn’t keep her cat like tongue off my lathered sack.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

sack steamer

When a male farts, and the fart travels through his gooch, and then upwards towards his balls. Thus giving him a disgustingly warm and smelly sensation.

Guy 1: Dude, I was sitting down in class and couldn't hold it in my fart anymore so I ended up farting and it gave me a sack steamer.

Guy 2: Ugh man, those feel so warm yet so gross.

by Oupsa March 11, 2014

Emotional Sack

The “Emotional Sack” is a theoretical organ, which can be located anywhere within human anatomy (although primarily in the abdomen). This sack can become inflamed due to a need for attention, presenting with pain and/or swelling to the general location of the sack (with a 17:1 female to male ratio). In extreme cases the sack can rupture causing erratic symptoms in unbalanced patients. Finally, the emotional sack atrophy, leaving a once compassionate caregiver with an inhibited sense of empathy (which can sometimes result as cynicism).

*These findings are the culmination of 18 years of medical practice and research by Dr. Conquistador.*

The patient presented to the ER complaining of abdominal pain, it was found that she had an inflamed emotional sack.

by Dr. Conquistador March 19, 2011