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child-in-law

gender neutral term for daughter/son- in- law for the nonbinaries / enbys
Sarah: Hi who is this?
Mary: Oh this is my child-in-law!
by crazgirl October 24, 2020
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STEM Child

These are the unfortunate children born with slightly brighter minds than most, And the unfortunate off-spring of STEM Parents. While most people who do go into STEM fields are quite successful, it is simply not the case with these poor souls. These children are naturally fairly bright and often surpass normal levels of intelligence and comprehension for their age, but as they age they grow into their intelligence, They are no longer exceptionally intelligent children, they're now above average teens and adults. After likely being shipped off to some STEM School or Advanced School of Insert Generic Scientific Term as a child they begin to struggle and fall behind, The work being provided is not the same easy amount of manageable assignments as before in their normal schools back when they still had friends and relationships. The transition has hurt them, and they are hurting on the inside. Their STEM Parents remain totally oblivious to this and continue to slobber over How their children are going to be so wildly successful and brilliant when they go to some University or collage and study Some advanced science crap or some sort of NASA related thing for 4+ years. This continues on until the Child goes mad, Moves out and attempts to live a normal live free from dictation, Or somehow manages to live up to their parents in a painful existence.
Mike: Did you see that kid over there, He looked really stressed.
June: Yeah, he did. Sort of reminds me of a STEM Child. Did you hear his parents boasting about him to all the teachers?
Mike: Yeah, and they were the teachers in the grade ahead of him..
June: Definitely a STEM Child.
Mike: Definitely STEM Parents. Hope the guy is better off in the future.
by AlternateLoneSarge March 27, 2021
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Child Comments

A comment on a video that has nothing to do with the video whatsoever.
Or it is a comment on a video that is made of random letters.
Child Comments can be defined as: if you see a comment on a MrBeast video talking about their pet fish.
It can also be defined as: if you look in MrBeast comment section and see a comment saying ahfhfjfjtbn that was be an example of Child Comments
by Carsonman616 July 26, 2023
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boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.
(tick here if you are a boner child).........
by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016
mugGet the boner childmug.

Child Diddler

That priest is a child diddler, he diddled that young boy
by CHUKUWUEMEKA March 8, 2022
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Fatherless Child

Fatherless Child is a child that have no father or grew up without a father.
Friend 1: "Lol look at this Furry!"
Friend 2: "What a Fatherless Child lmao!"

Friend 1: "Oh my fucking god another dream stan!"
Friend 2: "What a Fatherless Child lmao!"
by neverwhere September 19, 2021
mugGet the Fatherless Childmug.

child please

"'Child please' is a nice way of saying, 'f*** you!'"
-Chad Ochocinco (AKA Chad Johnson)
T.O.: Chad, you suck at football!
Chad: Child please!
by Child, please! November 15, 2011
mugGet the child pleasemug.

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