Jizz in the hair

when you're going doggy style and the guy pulls out and jizzes all over the person on bottom's hair

When Matt and Hannah did it doggy style she got Jizz in the hair

by My dirty harry August 22, 2011

jizz factor

Major idiot, someone even Mother Theresa would make fun of .

That dude is a total jizz factor.

by Jon Gantert November 1, 2007

Na'vi Jizz

A tropical coktail so named because of it's cloudy, light blue color. Consists of:
1 oz. Dry Gin
2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Blue curacao
1/2 cup Pina Colada mix
Ice
Pineapple Wedge/Maraschino Cherry, to serve

Shake gin, vodka, blue curacoa and pina colada together with ice in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a well-chilled cocktail glass and serve decorated with maraschino cherry or pineapple wedge.

"What's that you're drinkin' there?"
"Na'vi Jizz."
"Looks like it..."

by randehay May 10, 2010

Weak-Jizz

A lameness that is only hinted at when one displays a lack of smoothness/thinking/tact.

Ex 1 Brian: Ah shit i forgot my wallet.
Aaron: Weak-jizz bro
Ex 2 Joseph: Man, that new Jessica Simpson song is off the chain.
HArry: That's weak-jizz Joe.
Ex 3 Tavo: I'm gettin back with my girl.
Brad: That my friend, is weak-jizz

by Brad, Griff, Tavo, John, Puccetti September 1, 2005

Jizz Cup

A cup that is kept handy at all times for those who give blow jobs and don't swallow. This cup is used to spit the cum into, once the man has ejaculated.

My sister keeps a jizz cup next to her bed and i mistakenly picked it up and too a drink of it, thinking it was milk.

by lovinglife.xoxo May 17, 2014

jizz lips

A girl who has applied a shiny or thick lip gloss to her lips.

Hey jizz lips i heard your mouth got streched this weekend.

Girl: check out my new lip gloss
Guy: it's too shiny, you've got jizz lips

by Chet Porteous May 4, 2009

Jizz Bomb

1/3 Goldslagger, 1/3 Vodka, 1/3 Red Bull, mixed in that order. Named due to its appearance.

"Dude that looks like somebody pissed in a shotglass, then jerked off into it through a strainer. Lets call it a 'Jizz Bomb'."

by Adam, Brad, Besaw and Patrick July 24, 2006