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Wax Teasing

1.)The act of having very visible ear wax and not letting your friend, who loves picking out ear wax, anywhere near your ear. This causes said friend to thrash about and wail loudly until the visible ear wax is either picked out or hidden from sight.

2.) A YouTube video depicting a wax filled ear canal but the wax is not removed. Thereby leaving the hopeful viewers incredibly unsatisfied.
Person A: Oh my you have a lot of wax in your ear, please may I remove it for you with my lengthened fingernail?

Person B: No you may not but have a good look, ha ha!!

Person A: Waaaaaaaaahhhhh sooooo unfair, stop wax teasing me!!
by WaxAddict January 1, 2012
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carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.
"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."
by Twinkothy January 27, 2025
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Without Wax

Often a reference that between highly sophisticated homicidal artists. It is a decoy term used to reference that a very beautiful woman has not yet been turned into wax. This is usually for purposes of Satanic talisman or other black magic purposes such as human juju doll.
Typically the process is having the soul of the beauty entrapped into scenarios that are psychologically or emotionally distressing. The distress is usually of origin due to hexing or cursing. The emotional and psychological symptoms are often psychotic. Although medication can treat the psychosis often times the victim may experience even worse grandiose or painful delusions.
The best course of treatment is to speak with an experienced psychic in angel work, an ordained or professional exorcist, or alchemist.
Example:

Nelly: I don’t understand Josie’s erratic behavior lately. She seems to think everyone is against her.

Ulysses: Meghan and I took her to a spiritual reader in New Orleans but maybe it made things worse. The spiritual reader said something about a woman who keep unholy Saints imprisoned in her storage unit.

Nelly: Is that woman even a spiritual reader or a true crime podcast fanatic?

Ulysses: I’m not sure but she told her to call her local police department to say she might be “without wax”.

Nelly: You mean to tell me that the spiritual reader told Josie that she was marked for unaliving?
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024
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Wax Eye Cereal Killers

a product from Wax-Eye and artist Joe Simko that combines his excellent artwork with a horror theme for cereal brands
Wax Eye Cereal Killers are the best trading card series.
by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
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wax your straddle

He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief
by Baby L~ 1979 June 17, 2021
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Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice

Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice refers to the act performed by two or more gay men. Hot wax is poured over one of the participants' hands and allowed to cool until the wax hardens to a consistency that will allow the wax to work as a lubricant during an anal fisting session. The idea behind this is that the residual heat from the wax will bear "anal juice" thus completing the Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice.

The act was first noted in a blog entry in May 2025 on blogger.com
Bruce suggested to Gene that they perform the wax knuckle bearing juice maneuver on Jason.
by AsianMassageParlorAddict June 17, 2025
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