Mississippi Leg Wax

Removal of long-hairs on legs with cum substituted for wax.

That girl in line in front of me at the DMV was in need of a good Mississippi Leg Wax, them things looked like Chewbacca.

by Craytop October 20, 2015

waxing the rocket

Masturbation with the intent of cumming ferociously.

My horniness astounds me, I will be waxing the rocket to relieve this pressure.

by Jacknapier75 January 6, 2016

wax actor

A reigning fantasy football champion that gets burned the next season.

Man, I feel bad for Mike this year, he's a real wax actor.

by Liebs72 January 12, 2016

Waxing the Concrete

Office slang. To sweat the details, with much effort and sometimes pain.

Kudos to Kevin for a stellar job on the difficult project. Kevin was waxing the concrete early in the morning and late at night for weeks.

by deejaystephon December 7, 2018

crack wax

The foul-smelling oily stuff in the "crack" leading up from your anus and between your buttocks.

"What's this smell on my finger?! OMG! It's crack wax."

by uh...clem July 27, 2017

Beard Wax

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.

"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"

by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018

fudge wax

When you stick your finger in your but before you give someone a wet willy.

I gave Billy the nastiest fudge wax ever.

by Greenman2000 June 18, 2018