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sammie war

When divers pull out their sammies in a "duel position" , and start slapping each other, seeing who will give up first. See sammie slap.
Theo and Matt are having another sammie war.
by Creepy Coach March 2, 2009
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Slow War

This is a war that is only visible when the big pattern is revealed over time. If you could play the seemingly-isolated events of a slow war in speeded-up time, its real nature would be visible
Sine the end of the 19th century, the U.S. has been conducting a slow war against Latin America. Sometimes the individual battles are heated and seem like a real war. At other times its an invasion here, a coup there, economic pressure by treaties, deals with authoritarian dictators, etc. Run it all together and see the big picture and its one big, long imperial adventure--a slow war.
by neotropicus January 21, 2011
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dork war

Any odd competition that is only cared about by the competitors.
"Bill & Mike are battling at Pokemon today!" "Yeah, it's quite the dork war."
by jiaco October 6, 2015
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War Waffle

The cooliest dude that has ever lived, he is so cool that it makes cool people look ugly as fuck.
A true war waffle slogan - Silly Niggers, Tricks are for white people.
by dlisfizzlemanizzle January 24, 2010
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Star wars

The misadventures of 2 droids, R2-D2 and C-3PO.
Let's be real, star wars is all about r2d2's and c3po's misadventures to a lot of places.
by NUCLEAR NACHo March 13, 2017
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Maze War

Maze war is likely first FPS (first person shooter) game, made in 1974-ish. The actual release date of it is not known.

You play as an apperent eyeball. When you see another eyeball (player), you shoot, them. You will get a point by harming them, and lose a point if you are harmed yourself.
avg guy: the first FPS was wolfenstein3D
smart person: nope it was maze war, indubatebly.
by yellowmadness54 July 2, 2011
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Stroke Wars

A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.
Me and the bros had stroke wars last night. I won.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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