Chach Weasel

1. Mustela Chachicus - an extremely inept and douchey member of the genus Mustela. Widely considered to be the most incompetent and unpleasant member species of weasel.

2. commonly used to refer to arrogant and boastful people who feign competence but are truly shitbags.
I'm calling that chach weasel's bluff, theres no way he fought that bear himself
by wterving March 24, 2011
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proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.
This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.
by Karl March 15, 2004
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snow weasel

Snow Weaselling is when a girl gets licked out on a bed
Finn got caught Snow Weaselling Lucy
by FoxPiss August 01, 2014
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weasel-faced

I want to get weasel-faced.
by BikeShopMike January 12, 2008
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Chaseing a weasel

Jerking off. Lopeing a mule. Choaking a chicken.
I was chaseing my weasel while watching Madona give head.
by Dave December 11, 2003
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Axis of Weasels

A term used in the Scottish sport of ferret-legging to refer to the penis.
"Aye laddie, the largest of the buggers bit the ol' Axis of Weasels and would 'na turn loose!"
by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 18, 2003
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cock weasel

Jesren Carter, cock weasel extrodinaire.
Jesren, your such a cock weasel
by Master Iolo March 15, 2005
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