Hipster Vampire

Burning in the sunlight was too mainstream, so they started sparkling instead. Twilight holds many vampire hipster examples.

"Burning in the sunlight is too mainstream," Edward Cullen, the hipster vampire, spoke coolly.

by Paigie Pie June 16, 2014

Vampire's Delight

Incredibly potent new strain of marijuana that has a blood red color. When someone sees it for the first time, they often do not believe that it is real weed. Upon smoking it, they quickly change their minds.

"I swear to god that that weed is dyed or sprayed or something!"
"Nah, it's just some vampire's delight"

by VoodooChild17 March 25, 2010

Vampire buttseks

Vampires having anal intercourse.

Anne Rice's Louis was totally out for vampire buttseks with either Lestat or Armand.

by Z the All-Mighty December 9, 2008

vampire eyes

a white person's blue or pale eyes that look like a vampire's eyes. eyes so pale that they look like their soul is disappearing.

that honky got some crazy vampire eyes. you sure he's even human?

by SkinCracksLikeFlakes March 21, 2010

Vampire Puff

Arch nemisis of Puffy, the vampire slayer. It pretty much wants to suck your puff.

Puff - Overly frizzy clump of hair. May sometimes seem to be breathing, pulsating, feeding, throbbing and occasionally constructing nuclear weapons. The biggest puff in the world is that of Rachel Puff. Her puff, is a gift from heaven. 100 % divine. She is an angel, trust me.

Vampire puff retains the color from that of which it feeds. Sadly, Rachel Puff could not properly defend herself resulting in Vampire Puff's successful attack.
Thereby producing the now orange golden tint of Vampire Puff.
He is a sly one.

by Kristin Puff January 17, 2008

vampire freaks

a networking website for the awesome, scene,emo, gothic, and industrial.
wwww.vampirefreaks.com/kookoobananas

Jaime: did you check vampire freaks today?
Ircha: Yeah, kookoobananas added new pictures!

by Kookoobananas January 27, 2008

vampire cock

Obtaining a vampire cock is simple. When you stick your pee pee in a girls' cooter and she starts her menstual cycle and bleeds all over your hard throbbing vainy cock, you have acheived a vampire cock.

When Kyle was ramming Jess, she started bleeding profusely and Kyle exclaimed "Holy fuck ass! I have a vampire cock!"

by 1029384756 December 29, 2007