vagina wig

On The L Word Jenny gets a bad review from Curve magazine writer Stacy Merkin. Jenny visits the Curve magazine office and refers to Stacy Merkin as a "vagina wig." What exactly is a vagina wig?

A vagina wig, also known as a merkin, (hence the Stacy Merkin reference) is exactly as the name implies, a wig worn over the pubic area. According to Wikipedia, merkins were worn by prostitutes beginning in the 1600s after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis.

Shane (while facing Stacy Merkin): Are you the vagina wig?

by nikkopotamus March 5, 2009

purple vagina

1) Similar to blue balls but for members of the female gender.

2) Sexual frustration.

Robin: Last night I was hooking up with a guy, and he gave me purple vagina, and then he refused to finish me off!

by Brown Eyed Girl May 28, 2005

vagina punch

a powerful punch right into the vagina.

*finish her* "VAGINA PUNCH!!!" *fatality*

by vageenaahh August 17, 2008

whiskey vagina

The female version of being too drunk to fuck. Girl is too intoxicated to be turned on by any throbbing cock, even by Kelly Slater.

She was drunk enough to go home with him, but whiskey vagina let her down.

by E block beezies March 4, 2008

vagina turd

baby, as in the life form produced from the act of sex

she spent 18 hours in the delivery room pushing out that vagina turd

by anonomous July 18, 2004

vagina ruffle

A mini skirt that is not actually long enough to cover the goods. Instead of covering the vagina, it acts more as a decoration.

You can always spot the freshman because they were vagina ruffles even in the winter.

by Rocker27 February 14, 2012

fairy vagina

A fairy vagina is a girl who makes absolutely zero effort to attract guys but somehow they flock to her like moths to a flame. The term "fairy vagina" comes from the series True Blood where Pam screams "Im so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina." Sookie draws vampires and other creatures to her inexplicably then we find out it is because they find her fairy scent irresistable. This is the same effect fairy vagina girls have on real men in real life without even trying.

"Dude, how is Dina getting all these guys to go crazy over her?"
"She has a fairy vagina."
"Oh, true."

by ammxs April 21, 2018