Trendus

Arty types with big hair, big glasses and big knitwear, often spotted channelling 80s haircuts and reading literary theory.

"See that trendus over there in the glasses?"
"The one listening to a cassette player?"

by G_Gooch April 15, 2009

Meat Tenderizer

a female who makes all males around her soften their meat

"damn did you see that girls rolls"
"yeh she was a meat tenderizer"

by Justin Sheridan December 28, 2005

tender hamilton

an unspeakably involved and nasty sex act, on par with the rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez

i couldn't give an example if i wanted to ... it is really that upsetting.

by james July 1, 2003

tendousexual

Pretty self-explanatory.
Tenousexuality is the sexual orientation where you are attracted to Tendou Satori and Tendou Satori only

chris: what's your sexuality
you: I'm tendousexual

by anonymous December 20, 2020

wannabe emo kid/trendy

Girls: Pose for pictures to put on their myspace account, downloads one Taking Back Sunday song and classes themselves as emo, their MSN names overcrowded with X's and dashes, eg: "xxSlitWristTheoryxx." Put stars all over their clothes and anything they own. Love the colour pink. Own one pair of converse. And maybe a pair of dickies. They ruin all decent music some how.

The Guys: Pink shirts, belts, stars, slightly camp fashion sense. Shop at TopMan oftenly.Own a pair of pink converse, and model their hair based on either Tom Delonge or Dougie from McFly.

My first bad experience of a wannabe emo/trendy...

emobitchkidudething: "Do you think if i was to spray a witch with water she would melt?"

Me: "No, because witches are human..."

emokidbitchthingywhateverijustsaid: "Oh right okay *Sprays me with a water gun*"

Me:"...bitchface..."

by i like to kill kids April 5, 2005

tenderoni

Pretty Young Thing, used in a funny way.

"Tenderoni You've Got To Be, Spark My Nature Sugar Fly With Me" Michael Jackson "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)"

by Justyna July 30, 2007

Australian TenderCrisp

The sexual art of ejaculating inside the partner's mouth, the partner transfers it back into the other's mouth and the he, in turn, tongues the semen into the partner's anus.

Jackie is the type of nasty slut who would get an Alaskan Pipeline, Alabama Hot Pocket and Australian TenderCrisp all in one go.

by Freaknik May 3, 2010